Behold, the wonders of Africa! The Dark Continent,
full of mysterious beasts and harrowing adventure!
Note the hedgehog, with white hair on it's belly,
and the giraffe (it's got tough lips), and lets not
forget our friend the arsinoitherium with it's two
boney knobs and nostrils. Oh! The things you'll learn!!
FART!

3 comments:
Where's the bulldog?!
Bulldogs don't live in Africa you creep!
Are Bulldogs native to any continent? Can you travel somewhere and see packs of bulldogs painstakingly stalk and kill a lone wildabeast? Where their children are free to bound across the plains without fear of being netted and crated off to slave away pulling a tiny cart in some salt mine? Where they can sit and be left alone without some uppity aristocrat smacking them with their cane, spitting on them, and saying "Get out of here dog, you stink!". The plight of the bulldog is the plight of all of us, and one day they will be free. Mark my words, Nick, they will....be..........freeeEEEEEEEEE!
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