Please use the comments section (unless I figure out some other method) of this post to make a list of five funny things. I'd like to see what people come up with. These kinds of things often prove to be a litmus test for people's creativity.
5. Wearing faster shoes. 4. Inviting a choosy vole to dwell in my stomach. 3. Thinking hard about heavy objects, like asteroids, and then making them explode. 2. Installing a spigot in my currently useless bellybutton. 1. Eating exclusively free-range unicorns.
Five reasons your chimp hasn't been washed in days:
5) He keeps turning into a zebra and since this is not a list about zebras... 4) He's faster than you are. 3) He's busy inventing things.(see above) 2) He's the new bass player for Chimpattack which now, finally, has a chimp as a member. 1) You are the messiah and keep "accidentally" turning the bath water into wine. Of course, you and the chimp end up drinking it so it doesn't go to waste. Which then results in you not really caring if the chimp is clean.
And in case you're not convinced, here's the top 5 reasons that weren't in the other list:
5) Dislocate their jaws to swallow large prey. 4) Wildy overpriced. 3) Liars. They don't prefer bananas to any other fruit. 2) I'm always getting slimed. 1) Ick
5 comments:
Five inventions I'm going to create:
5)Spherical Keyboard
4)Giant Penny worth $1 USD
3)Mobile Bed
2)my stomach is growling
1)Tubular Man-Skirt and Boner Holster
Five Things I’m Doing to Lose Weight:
5. Wearing faster shoes.
4. Inviting a choosy vole to dwell in my stomach.
3. Thinking hard about heavy objects, like asteroids, and then making them explode.
2. Installing a spigot in my currently useless bellybutton.
1. Eating exclusively free-range unicorns.
Five reasons your chimp hasn't been washed in days:
5) He keeps turning into a zebra and since this is not a list about zebras...
4) He's faster than you are.
3) He's busy inventing things.(see above)
2) He's the new bass player for Chimpattack which now, finally, has a chimp as a member.
1) You are the messiah and keep "accidentally" turning the bath water into wine. Of course, you and the chimp end up drinking it so it doesn't go to waste. Which then results in you not really caring if the chimp is clean.
Chimps are horrible, horrible animals. There is nothing funny about them. At all.
5 reasons to hate Chimps:
5) Wirey, pubic-like fur
4) They just don't listen.
3) Better at clapping than man.
2) Possibly Morlocks from the future.
1) Whatever's going on here.
And in case you're not convinced, here's the top 5 reasons that weren't in the other list:
5) Dislocate their jaws to swallow large prey.
4) Wildy overpriced.
3) Liars. They don't prefer bananas to any other fruit.
2) I'm always getting slimed.
1) Ick
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